Dear Facebook “friends”:

perfectimperfections:

I’d really appreciate it if you stopped inviting me to events that I would never attend.

If you were indeed my “friend”, you would know I’m not going to “Freaky Fridays: Back to School Pajama Party Extravaganza!!! Lingerie contest, Lapdance contest; ladies, wear as little as possible, goin down this Friday @ mah crib!!!!” Hosted by some random guy who I’ve never seen a day in my life.

Thanks, but no thanks

Love, Nikki

thats real talk